skiffytown League of Heroes

I was inspired listening to my son talk yesterday soooo



Mari's tears can cure cancer...too bad Mari doesn't cry

Mari doesn't write, the words form on the page out of fear

Mari doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth up and down

Mari allows Jackie Chan to live because he likes Chris Tucker movies

There is no such thing as global warming, Mari was cold and turned up the sun

I wish I was a polar bear

The polar bear comes and the polar bear goes

But in everything, the polar knows

He knows what he’s up against, what he said

His life is simple, it revolves in his head

He’s nice and comfy, safe and sound

He spends most of his time trying to cool himself down

But the biggest thing is he has no worries

His biggest fear is that his food might hurry

I treasure the candle he made for me that time...


*sniff*


We love you Mari!

The sun doesn't rise in the morning...the darkness chooses to hide for fear that Mari might wake up and see it!

The boogeyman checks his closet every night to make sure that Mari isn't hiding there.

Godzilla has nightmares that Mari is chasing him.

I don't know whether to laugh or stab someone... *shudders at the blunt reminder of Barrens Chat*

blue lotus wrote:

BEAR: HUUUUURRRGGGZZZ! I gives yoo hurgs!

WOLF: just act happy, just act happy... oh gawd...help me...

FETCH BOY FETCH

Tex-Shield wrote:FETCH BOY FETCH

...this won't end well...

(Fetches Tex's BBQ sauce recipe and heads straight to Hunts Co.)

You wrote a good fight scene between us Tex, so this time I"ll let you off easy

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Mari.

Mari doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Mari has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mari.

Mari does not sleep. He waits.

Mari is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Mari counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Mari's mask. There is only another fist.

Mari can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Mari doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Mari can slam a revolving door.

Mari does not get frostbite. Mari bites frost

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Mari in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

Mari can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

There are no such things as tornados. Mari just hates trailer parks.

Mari crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

at least you got a thread honoring you why I don't know but ya better give me back my BBQ sause before you end up wearing it furball

Who's Mari?